RYAN URLICK :: electric guitar, vocals

born 23 may 1989
gemini
shoe size :: 13
cup size :: G
favorite board game :: "sorry"

ryan is a calm, collected fellow who enjoys the simple things in life like a warm piece of peach cobbler, a beautiful sunset on the beach, and a good game of parcheesi. growing up on the streets of the small town of austin, minnesota, ryan’s childhood was littered with adversity. after his parents passed from an overdose of spam, an extremely addictive drug notorious for its terrible smell, slimy jelly coating and surprising resemblance to wet cat food, he was forced to fend for himself and live among the homeless in the dark alleys of downtown. ryan just barely got out of austin alive after a freak meth lab explosion and now finds himself roaming the streets of collegeville, occasionally attending class at st. john’s university and always dominating the badminton court. ryan passes his time by playing with his...les paul [shifty glances]...and meditating to the sounds of blink 182, bowling for soup, green day, weezer, yellowcard.

ryan has been proven to be either an asshole or a douchebag or both.